This is slightly too embarrassing to post on facebook…

The other night I was trying to open a bottle of wine. Usually this is an easy, no problem task, but on this particular night it was impossible (I may have been drunk). Using the bottle opener the correct way was not working out so I decided I’d just pull the cork out. It was kind of like when you are playing tug-o-war and the other person let’s go and you fall, except when the cork came out I punched myself in the cheek and now I have a painful bruise!

This is slightly too embarrassing to post on facebook…

The other night I was trying to open a bottle of wine. Usually this is an easy, no problem task, but on this particular night it was impossible (I may have been drunk). Using the bottle opener the correct way was not working out so I decided I’d just pull the cork out. It was kind of like when you are playing tug-o-war and the other person let’s go and you fall, except when the cork came out I punched myself in the cheek and now I have a painful bruise!

Posted 5 months ago & Filed under white girl problems, wine, personal, so what, 6 notes

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  1. ohheyimheather said: this something I would do sober.
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